Oh look a VW that can drive itself.

Photos: Stanford passes first DARPA test | CNET News.com

Who let this happen?

lickable2.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x530 pixels)

Wow! Finally a serious work phone I can use.

Compare Novelty Manufacturing (027220) Corded Phone Prices - Shop for Phones at mySimon

Man, I love John Gruber.

If all you have to offer is a shit sandwich, just say it. Don’t tell us how lucky we are and that it’s going to taste delicious.

Daring Fireball: WWDC 2007 Keynote News

Amen!

Steve Jobs for President T-Shirt | Uncrate

Fifth Gear - Audi R8 test in Las Vegas (Nevada)

Asahi Robocco: Beer-pouring robot

Looks like some wives/children could be out of a job.

Puerco Pibil Cooking School (FUNNY!)

10 minute cooking school: Puerco Pibil

10-Minute Cooking School: Sin City Breakfast Tacos

The End of the Chip Clip

It's Dance Dance Immolation!

Interpretive Arson Gallery :: Dance Dance Immolation :: FAF_burnination

Woudn't it be simpler just to hook up electrodes to your gonads? Receiving electric shocks to your privates would certainly be more fear inducing than piddly flames shooting at you.

Authors@Google: Cory Doctorow

I'm so excited that I'm going to listen to Cory talk this afternoon.

I'm really glad my hotdog will never get cut by this saw.

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Re: Of Boyfriends, Birthdays, and Steaks

Re: Of Boyfriends, Birthdays, and Steaks

Re: Of Boyfriends, Birthdays, and Steaks

wtf!?

Re: Of Boyfriends, Birthdays, and Steaks

Re: Of Boyfriends, Birthdays, and Steaks

todai has good sushi??

Of Boyfriends, Birthdays, and Steaks

Marissa Mayer has the same cheap Ikea coffee table that my Mom does.

FORTUNE: How I Work

This Quick Pod is pretty gay.

Shiny Shiny

Shiny Review: iRobot Roomba XE

Does anyone else see the similarities?

I've been asking myself why the Disturbia movie poster looks strangely familiar. Does anyone recognize the image on the left from Command and Conquer?

Why does my hamburdog look like a turd?

Ironic Sans: Idea: The Hamburdog

so many slave girls, so little time

so pretty and edible too

that's how it happened

David Hasselhoff Eats A Burger While Drunk (Full Version)

Vinton Cerf - Google Internet Evangelist, live at Calit2

If this is made up of junk, why does it cost so much?

N+ew Stool | Uncrate

I suppose the grass isn't greener.

Silicon Valley Could Use A Downturn Right About Now

Mike Arrington writes an honest and candid piece here. For a while now I've felt like I'm missing out by not living in Silicon Valley. I suppose I'll stay away for the time being.

Pac-man fever! Maybe he died from it?

Pac-Man’s skeleton - SlashGear

WTF

Cooking great meals with your car engine. The heat is on. | Wise Bread

WTF

A whopping 6lb cheeseburger for free...if you can finish it. | Wise Bread

Steve Jobs Stanford Commencement Speech 2005

People are like pigeons now.

Transfer: The Anti-Sit Archives

Gizmodo Robot Video 1

Piracy of Microsoft Windows

Regarding MS Windows piracy, Om Malik says on the latest Cranky Geeks, "There's just like 25 activation things to do. How can you steal that shit anymore." Awesome.

I can nap and drive at the same time now.

Boing Boing: New land speed record set for sofas (92 mph)

Pidplates

Lose weight in Photoshop (makeover)

"Rounded toilet housing to the floor prevents inmate from fastening material around fixture"

Acorn Engineering Company: Penal Ware

"... my head was definitely higher than a curb ..."

Truck ran over his head. Bike helmet crushed, but he's fine! [pic]

Pretty Intense Japanese Lesson -PART 2-

Looks like the PepperPad to me.

Photos: Test-driving Samsung's Q1 Ultra | CNET News.com

Take a look at the PepperPad3.

Does it look cheap in person?

Outdoor Sink

I wonder if this would be a neat add-on to the yard. I would have to drill into the exterior of the house. What if the plastic starts to oxidize and look crappy after a year or two? Would my Mom want one of these? For Mother's day perhaps?

Ba da dat da da, I'm lovin' it!

Boing Boing: McRaw McChicken McServed at McMcDonalds

Neato!

Charles & Marie: Soupe du Jour

David Bowie 'Boys Keep Swinging'

Haha. I've never seen this video till now.

If I had this in college...

Editor's Desk, Ergonomic Desk, Inclinded Desk - Levenger

    I'm all about the tools. Give me the right tools, workflows and protocols and I'm at least twice as motivated than as I was before. Where would I use this? In the office? Place it on top of my cluttered desk?

unfortunate placement of yahoo ad

unfortunate placement of yahoo ad
Originally uploaded by jkenning.

Twitter is getting a lot of buzz.

On Point : The World According to Twitter - The World According to Twitter

He certainly does look happy.

Photos: Stephen Hawking's zero-gravity flight | CNET News.com

Irony

MIT admissions dean resigns - Education - MSNBC.com

Too bad she resigned. I missed the window of opportunity to apply to MIT and claim that I have a degree from Pomona College.

Wouldn't it be better for him to have done this at home?

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

BBC NEWS | UK | England | London | Man cuts off penis in restaurant

Office Violence

Why you don't throw paperclips at coworkers

'Extreme PowerPoint abuse' was the caption

Presentation Zen: Your moment of Zen

I want one of these soooo badly.

Le Creuset French Ovens | Uncrate

It is like the truck of your car, except you sleep on top of it.

Flou Bold Bed | Uncrate

But what if I want my couch in Chink Yellow?

Doris Moore was shocked when her new couch was delivered to her Toronto home with a label that used a racial slur to describe the dark brown shade of the upholstery.The situation was even more alarming for Moore because it was her 7-year-old daughter who pointed out "nigger brown" on the tag.

Chinese translation error blamed for slur on sofa label - CNN.com

French Maid TV 5 - How to Find Music You Like

I'm glad Disco won't need this anymore.

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs - Gizmodo

Monkey prostitution!

"Out of the corner of his eye, Chen saw that one monkey gave a coin to another (instead of rushing to exchange it for treats.) He thinks, am I witnessing the first instance of monkey altruism? No. He was actually witnessing something he said he really wished he hadn't seen," said Dubner.After a brief grooming ritual, the monkeys who exchanged the coin started to have sex. Immediately after the incident, the paid monkey went over to Chen to get food in exchange for returning the coin, Dubner said.

'Freakonomics' writer talks monkey business | CNET News.com

Goatse!

Boing Boing: Unintentional Goatse on the London Underground

$65? Surely you jest.

Buy Direct From Simple - FREE DOMESTIC GROUND SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $75

Cease and desist letter from Digg.com's lawyer.

Top Gear Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 vs VW Golf GTI MK5

But I can buy more than 10 GTI's for the price of one Murcielago!

Man, I gotta get me one of these pillows.

FromKeetra - Blood Puddle Pillows

Pugdog

Pug!

Nerd

This is so cool. I wish I could draw. Nice music in the background, by the way.

Novell Get a MAC Spoof 2

Man Linux is hot.

I wonder if Disco would fit in here.

Nostalgic Pet Carrier

What the...

Pictures of Geek Culture

me + alex quit google. (dodgeball forever!!!!)

me + alex quit google. (dodgeball forever!!!!)
Originally uploaded by dpstyles.

So Google isn't Nirvana after all.

This is so evil. I like it!

Revenge CD | Uncrate

How on earth does a car split in half after hitting a tree?

Beautiful Cars Crashed By Rich Idiots - The Wrong Advices

Do you want her to be president?

PinkDome - April 04, 2007 - Caption This Picture

Pit babes

I bet they make the cars go faster... the tires they sell that is.

Vista sucks, there's no need to rush.

The Joy of Tech comic... laughter is the best tech support.

I'd like some Shitto, please.

xeni.net/trek: Ghana: eat shitto

My name is Pussy....

Turkey Guillotine - Dumb inventions

This was actually kinda disturbing to watch.

These fish go up your pee pee hole!

When the candirú successfully invades a human, it proceeds exactly as it would with a fish host. After entering the misidentified orifice, it quickly wriggles its way in as far as possible, often accompanied by the victim's frantic attempts to grip the slippery, mucus-coated tail. In the unlikely event that the panicked victim manages to grasp the fish, its backwards-pointing barbs would cause excruciating pain at each pull, and bring a quick end to the dramatic tug-of-war. Once inside, the parasite inches its way up the urethra to the nearest blood-gorged membrane, extends its spines into the surrounding tissue, and starts feasting.

Damn Interesting » The Terrifying Toothpick Fish

Gunk

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Originally uploaded by zzztimbo.

What is that crap in my keyboard?

Does this sound like me?

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

Hard boiled egg

Beeeeeef

Robert J. Bolesta

My most favorite ramen place as of now.

I didn't take this picture. The original can be found at: http://tinyurl.com/2799vq

Sad Kermit - Hurt

What pretty panties you're wearing.

CLEVER SHOPPING BAGS.. - Other & Random Jokes - Funny Videos, Pictures & Jokes at JibJab

What them burn/melt!

Boing Boing: Modded plastic soldier alphabet

I used to melt army men when I was little.

MADtv - iRack (including blooper in the end)

Woof!

Charles & Marie: Taz Ah

Ask a Ninja meets Blades of Glory

Whats a numchuck?

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