Friday, April 27, 2007

Friday, April 20, 2007

But what if I want my couch in Chink Yellow?

Doris Moore was shocked when her new couch was delivered to her Toronto home with a label that used a racial slur to describe the dark brown shade of the upholstery.The situation was even more alarming for Moore because it was her 7-year-old daughter who pointed out "nigger brown" on the tag.

Chinese translation error blamed for slur on sofa label - CNN.com

French Maid TV 5 - How to Find Music You Like

Thursday, April 19, 2007

I'm glad Disco won't need this anymore.

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs - Gizmodo

Monkey prostitution!

"Out of the corner of his eye, Chen saw that one monkey gave a coin to another (instead of rushing to exchange it for treats.) He thinks, am I witnessing the first instance of monkey altruism? No. He was actually witnessing something he said he really wished he hadn't seen," said Dubner.After a brief grooming ritual, the monkeys who exchanged the coin started to have sex. Immediately after the incident, the paid monkey went over to Chen to get food in exchange for returning the coin, Dubner said.

'Freakonomics' writer talks monkey business | CNET News.com

Goatse!

Boing Boing: Unintentional Goatse on the London Underground

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Turkey Guillotine - Dumb inventions

This was actually kinda disturbing to watch.

Monday, April 09, 2007

These fish go up your pee pee hole!

When the candirĂº successfully invades a human, it proceeds exactly as it would with a fish host. After entering the misidentified orifice, it quickly wriggles its way in as far as possible, often accompanied by the victim's frantic attempts to grip the slippery, mucus-coated tail. In the unlikely event that the panicked victim manages to grasp the fish, its backwards-pointing barbs would cause excruciating pain at each pull, and bring a quick end to the dramatic tug-of-war. Once inside, the parasite inches its way up the urethra to the nearest blood-gorged membrane, extends its spines into the surrounding tissue, and starts feasting.

Damn Interesting » The Terrifying Toothpick Fish

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Gunk


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Originally uploaded by zzztimbo.

What is that crap in my keyboard?

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Does this sound like me?

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Hard boiled egg

Beeeeeef

Robert J. Bolesta